News: Another 419er Nicked

It is with great Schadenfreude that I bring to your attention the conviction of another Nigerian swindler, sentenced to a grand total of 376 years. ("Three hundred and seventy six years? I'll never do it!" "Well do as much as you can.") But take note, all ye who feel tempted by offers of Easy Millions: the victim in this case not only lost hundreds of thousands of dollars, but was also jailed for "money laundering and bank wire offences". My advice is "don't get involved in crime", but if you are going to commit crimes nonetheless, then at least don't be a sucker about it.